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No such thing as a free lunch

Today (Sunday) only! Heat death is reversed, pigs fly, and satan skates to work.

And there’s a free lunch.

Our SpringUp event this weekend has been a great success, but there is 0.74* Metric Tonnes of Subway, Boojum, and Discovery Wraps left over, so if you’re a Farset Labs member (Or suddenly feel the urge to sign up) come on, ┬ánom nom nom, and meet some of the folks who’ve been going over 24 hours and look at the pain behind their eyes as you wolf down a sammich!

*Disclaimer:StatisticsMayHaveBeenCompletlyInventedByTheAuthorAndMayHaveNoRelevanceToRealityAtall,FarsetLabsAcceptsNoResponsibilityForDisappointmentWhenItComesToFreeStuff